VMT Calculator

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This little calculator says, “Complements of Alyeska Pipeline Valdez Human Resources” on the right and “A World of Thanks” under the globe on the left.

In addition to the standard four functions, it also has square root, percentage and several memory related functions.

Width – 3.5″ [LNM]

VMT Calculator

3 Responses

  1. Larrymots
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    I was very surprised to find the batteries to my VMT Calculator still work.

    • Jackson Steed
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      Oh my goodness, my calculator of the exact same mode works too after what must be 15 odd years! Out of curiosity I wanted to access the batter and look at its condition and possibly it’s remaining charge, but I can’t seem to get the back open! Do you know how to open the back?

  2. Alyeska Killed Ray Marcy
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    Well the batteries in Bill Howitt’s dildo have worked for 40-years, just ask Betsy Haines as anybody that worked his or her way up the Alyeska Corporate “poop chute” no doubt got used to that back door ramming.

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